Welcome to the Chaos
A foul-mouthed asshole with 20+ years of experience running games that are bloody, brutal, and insanely satisfying—and loving every second of it!
I got my start playing with a bunch of grognards, and so I bring an old-school sensibility to new-school rules—or running classic systems if that's your thing. I enjoy creating bloody, brutal adventures where every victory is hard won and oh so satisfying.
Expect my games to push you to your limits with gruesome creatures, complex choices, and victories that are STUPID satisfying when you claw your way out of the depths of a dungeon drenched in BLOOD AND GLORY!
If you're looking for gritty, hard fought adventures, you've already found your match!
What I Run
My Philosophy
I aim to provide a DM experience unlike any other! I strive to cultivate a safe, fun, and immersive experience for everyone at my table—a space where people of all walks of life feel welcome. Player agency is at the heart of my games—your choices matter!
I treat everyone equally and fairly, making logical rulings even when they suck for everyone involved. I work with players to tackle challenges and earn their stripes as veteran dungeon crawlers, creating exciting, memorable stories along the way.
Game Styles
- Voice Games: Discord with music, ambiance, and sound effects to bring the game world to life.
- Play-By-Post Games: Discord and dice roller bot for sandbox games with epic group quests.
- Genres: Grimdark, horror, fantasy, and even cozy life sims if that's your jam.
Rates
Weekly Games
- Live Games: $25 per player
- Play-by-Post Games: $12 per player
Custom Games
- Custom Live Games: $30 per player
- Custom Live Duets: $50 per player
- Custom Play-by-Post Group Games: $25 per player
- Custom Play-by-Post Duet Games: $50 per player